Enchantment Under The Sea
A big, huge thank you to the awesome staff at Thee Parkside for hosting our annual Prom and being so spectacularly accomodating to us. There’s a reason Parkside is our favorite bar in the city. Thank you to Suite Treatments for the lighting and to our hard-working Events Committee for putting this beauty together. And thank you to our league members, volunteers, and FANS for one heck of a gosh darned great season! See you in 2012!
Now on to the Awards!
League Vote Medal Award Winners:
- Best Attendance: Little Miss Masochist
- Most Improved Skater: Steamed Bun Bun
- Rookie of the Year: Murderyn Monroe
- Jammer’s Best Friend (Best Offensive Blocker): Aunti Christ
- Jammer’s Worst Nightmare (Best Defensive Blocker): Boo Ya Ya
- Jammer of the Year: Ivy Profane
- Coach/Trainer of the Year: Velveteen Savage
- Zebra of the Year: Sexy Beast
- Berkeley Resistance MVP: Friskie Meow
- Oakland Outlaws MVP: Ivy Profane
- Richmond Wrecking Belles MVP: Astronaughty
- SF ShEvil Dead MVP: Slaybia Majora
- B.A.D. All-Stars MVP: The Mob (G$ accepts)
Home Team Stats Award Winners:
- Greatest % Lead Jammer: Ivy Profane (63%)
- Greatest Avg. Points Scored Per Jam: Home Leslie (5.1 pts/jam)
- Best +/- as a Jammer: Home Leslie (+ 4.2/jam)
- Best +/- as a Blocker: Brawllen Angel (+1.9 Team Avg, + 40 per game)
- Least Penalties: Lusty Malice (7 in 77 jams)
- Most Jams Played: Lusty Malice (77 jams)
All-Stars Stats Award Winners:
- Greatest % Lead Jammer: Nock Nock (71%)
- Greatest Avg. Points Scored Per Jam: Chantilly Mace (4.04 pts/jam)
- Best +/- as a Jammer: Ivy Profane (+2.16/jam)
- Best +/- as a Blocker: Slaybia Majora (+1.32 Team Avg, +27 per game)
- Least Penalties: Belle Right Hooks (14 in 202 jams)
- Most Jams Played: Demanda Riot (330 jams)
Golden Boy / Golden Girl
- Sexy Beast
- Tae Kwon Ho
- Mindiannapolis 500
- Slaybia Majora
- Mister Moxxxie
- La Chica Mala
- Jane Hammer
- Jada White (Dream Queen)
- Steamed Bun Bun
- OneZ
- Danger Muffin
- Vagenious
- Razor Grrl
- DMolly Schur
- Stiffany
- Messy Jessy
- Maura Gressive
- Enstephalitis
- Dorothy Dread
- T Wrecks
- Bonnie Doom
- Trixie Pixie
- Southbay Fan
- Diva Negativa
- LeVar Hurtin’
“Fun” Awards
- Best “Tickets”: Tae Kwon Ho
- Most Formidable Booty: Belle Right Hooks
- Most Feared: Boo Ya Ya
- Cleanest Player: Ivy Profane & The Dakota Kid
- Smartest Player: Slaybia Majora
- Most World Saved: Tae Kwon Ho
- We’re Nice!: Trixie Pixie
- Biggest B.A.D.-bag: Tae Kwon Ho
- Most Team Spirit: Moxxxie
- Coolest Player: Nock Nock
- Sneak Attacker!: Brawllen Angel
- Lavern & Shirley Award: Velveteen Savage / Friskie Meow & Belle Right Hooks / Aunti Christ